THE DIGITAL MORTALITY CALCULATOR
COLLECTIVE HUMAN LIFE WASTED ON THIS SITE
0 HOURS
IN THIS TIME, HUMANITY COULD HAVE:
  • Read approximately 0 books
  • Formed 0 meaningful relationships
  • Attended 0 therapy sessions
  • Learned 0 new skills
  • Written 0 journal entries of self-reflection
TEMPORAL BANKRUPTCY FEED
TimeVoid22: [14:22] just realized i've spent 4,230 hours on this site. that's literally half a year. i could have learned to play the piano.
DigitalGhost: [14:45] lol rookie numbers. im at 12k+ hours. could have gotten a phd.
VoidStarer: [15:03] anyone else feel physically ill when they look at their screen time?
SystemAdmin: [15:17] Reminder: The purpose of this feed is to process your digital regret, not wallow in it. Please proceed to the Acceptance Portal.
EmberWatcher: [15:33] watching the embers burn out is oddly calming, like watching my own wasted potential
TEMPORAL OPTIMIZATION METRICS
MEANING
PRODUCTIVITY
WELLNESS

Average time spent seeking meaning online: 4.7 hours/day

Meaning actually found: negligible

Existential dread temporarily numbed: 86%

Quality conversations had: 2.3%

Time spent in echo chambers: 91.4%

Work tasks completed on time: 32%

Procrastination through mindless scrolling: 4.2 hours/day

"Just checking something quick" average duration: 37 minutes

Browser tabs open simultaneously: 24

Time spent reading productivity articles: 2.1 hours/day

Sleep lost to screen time: 2.3 hours/night

Eye strain level: SEVERE

Dopamine reserves: DEPLETED

Time spent outdoors: 18 minutes/day

Digital detox attempts: 7 (all failed)

ALTERNATIVE TIMELINE PROJECTOR
If you had invested your digital time elsewhere:
34%
HAPPINESS INCREASE
3.2×
SKILL ACQUISITION
87%
LESS EXISTENTIAL DREAD
What could you do with your next hour?
> Call that friend you've been avoiding
> Learn 10 words in a new language
> Read 20 pages of an actual book
> Stretch your neglected physical form
> Stare at the wall and process feelings